Top 10 Mulla Nasruddin Jokes part 2

Nasruddin jokes

1. Marrying an old

A rich farmer had been trying desperately to marry off his daughters. One day he met Mulla Nasrudin.
I have several daughters,” the farmer told the Mulla. “I would like to see them comfortably fixed. And I will say this, they won’t go to their husbands without a little bit in the bank, either. The youngest one is twenty-three and she will take Rupees 25,000 with her. The next one is thirty-two, and she will take Rupees 50,000 with her. Another is forty-three and she will take Rupees 75,000 with her.
“That’s interesting,” said Nasrudin.I was just wondering if you have one about fifty years old.”

2. Religious girl for marriage

Mulla Nasrudin’s family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.
We’ll not have you marrying an atheist,his mother said.
What can I do? I love her,” the young Nasrudin said.
“Well,” said his mother, “if she loves you, she will do anything you ask. You should talk religion to her. If you are persistent, you can win her over.”
Several weeks went by, then one morning at breakfast the young Mulla seemed absolutely brokenhearted.
What’s the matter?his mother asked. “I thought you were making such good progress in your talks about religion to your young girlfriend.
THAT’S THE TROUBLE,” said Nasrudin. I OVERDID IT. LAST NIGHT SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SO CONVINCED THAT SHE IS GOING TO STUDY TO BE A NUN.”

3. More sensible in sleep

The young lady’s hopes had been high for two years while Mulla Nasrudin remained silent on the question of marriage.
Then one evening he said to her, “I had a most unusual dream last night. I dreamed that I asked to marry you. I wonder what that means.
THAT MEANS,” said his girlfriend, “THAT YOU HAVE MORE SENSE ASLEEP THAN YOU HAVE AWAKE.”

4. Public speaking

Mulla Nasrudin, who was really unaccustomed to public speaking, arose in confusion after dinner and muttered hesitatingly: “M-m-my f-f-friends, when I came here tonight only God and myself knew what I was about to say to you AND NOW ONLY GOD KNOWS!

5. Inviting girl friend

Mulla Nasrudin’s mother, worrying about her son’s safety, said to him: “Didn’t I say you should not let that girl come over to your room last night? You know how things like that worry me.
But I didn’t invite her to my room,” said Nasrudin. “I went over to her room. NOW YOU CAN LET HER MOTHER DO THE WORRYING.

6. Dont just promise

Darling,” said the young woman,I could die for your sake.” “YOU ARE ALWAYS PROMISING THAT,said Mulla Nasrudin, “BUT YOU NEVER DO IT.

7. Nasruddin reformation

Mulla Nasrudin was talking to a friend about his recently broken romance. “Do you mean,asked the friend,that at her request, you gave up drinking, and smoking, and gambling, and dancing, and playing pool?
Yes, just because she insisted,” said the Mulla.
Then why didn’t you marry her?the fellow asked.
WELL, AFTER ALL THAT REFORMING,” said Nasrudin, “I DECIDED I COULD DO BETTER.”

8. You are not the only idiot

A girlfriend at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasrudin, “I keep hearing you use the word ‘idiot;’ I hope you are not referring to me.
DON’T BE SO CONCEITED,” said the Mulla. AS IF THERE WERE NO OTHER IDIOTS IN THE WORLD!

9. Fishing in the bucket

Mulla Nasrudin sat fishing in a bucket of water. A visitor, wishing to be friendly, asked, “How many have you caught?
YOU ARE THE NINTH,” said Nasrudin.

10. Looking for girlfriend with lantern

One night, Mulla Nasrudin’s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasrudin with a lantern, all dressed up.
What are you doing all dressed up and with that lantern?” asked his father.
I am going to call on my girlfriend, Dad,” said Nasrudin.I have got to go through the woods and it is dark.
When I was your age calling on my wife for the first time,” said the father,I went through the woods without a lantern.
I KNOW,” said Nasrudin,BUT LOOK WHAT YOU GOT, DAD!

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